Every week, I'll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
GAMES
Play this again: No. 5 Clemson 51, No. 21 Wake Forest 45 2 OT
Never play this again: No. 2 Alabama 55, Vanderbilt 3
What? No. 3 Ohio State 52, Wisconsin 21
Huh? Texas Tech 37, No. 22 Texas 34
Are you kidding me? Middle Tennessee 45, No. 25 Miami (Fla.) 31
Oh. My. God: Kansas State 42, No. 6 Oklahoma 34
Told you so: Kansas 35, Duke 27
COACHES
Wish I was him: Josh Heupel, Tennessee
Glad I'm not him: Mel Tucker, Michigan State
Lucky guy: Dan Lanning, Oregon
Poor guy: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Dino Babers, Syracuse
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mario Cristobal, Miami (Fla.)
Desperately seeking … anything: Brent Pry, Virginia Tech
TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Florida State
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn’t: Oklahoma
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: Arizona State
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Maryland
Dang, they're good: Washington
Dang, they're bad: Colorado State
Did the season start? South Florida
Can the season never end? Minnesota
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